I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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