I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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