I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I think my vagina is haunted
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
be right there i have to get my cape
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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