scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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