just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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