when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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