That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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