Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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