Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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