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Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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