i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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