i think i have herpe
just one?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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