Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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