Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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