I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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