There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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