coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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