he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You don't make any sense
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