some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I wish i was in the wii world.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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