im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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