you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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