do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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