Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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