After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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