yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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