shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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