I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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