I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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