i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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