Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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