Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
home. puking in laundry basket.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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