what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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