..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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