so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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