Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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