I never want to see another naked old woman again.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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