were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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