omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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