And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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