i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
accomplished twins. life is a go
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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