I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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