can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
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T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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