4 words: hood of his car
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He did a backflip because drugs
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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