I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
