I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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