C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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