Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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