rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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