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Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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