his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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