I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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