whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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